"People only notice what you tell them to notice, and then only when you remind them." - Korn-something, from "The Adventures of Kavalier and Clay."
I can't deal with them today, at least not the way a proper employee should. "Is this their lockers?" "What are these, lockers?" "Are these their lockers?" "Were these lockers, for the men?" "Is this where we go out?" "How do we go out?" "How do we exit?" "Do we have to back to get out?" "Do we go up these stairs?"
Restrain. Calm. Breathe. Bah!