I'm gonn kill sumbody.

I'll take any opportunity to hide from this mass of stinking people. One thousand bodies will have traveled through the submarine by 5 p.m. this day, and perhaps a dozen will remember it. Humans as a species are dying out, to be replaced by people.

Is it just me, or is George Will something worse than an idiot? Dare I say, jackass? I do. Godammit, I need something positive and uplifting to happen on the news tonight so I can quit whining.