Hoo-freakin-ray. Now all the Opposition needs to do is, well, oppose Bush. But having fifteen hundred candidates for the Presidency in 2004 will not help, gentlemen. May the best man or woman win, and all that jazz, but let's stop screwing around here and get down to some serious politicking. (Wow, never thought I'd say that.) I want issues! I want legislation! I want debate! I want pie!

Happy News Bulletin: My friend Wonko the Sane is being wed to his longtime squeeze this coming midsummer. Joy to you and your next thouand kin, dear lad.

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