Allright, Universe, you win. I give up.
Backstory: Straight out of high school my grades sucked, so it was no suprise that when I applied to the University of Anytown, I didn't get in. Four years later IN THE YEAR 2003 I'm busy at a College, trying to earn enough credits to transfer to U. of A. Tonight, after three separate rejection letters, the U. of A. admissions office calls and says "You're in!"
Up down up down. Fate has ADD. I think it's doing this to tease me. You're teasing me, aren't you, Evil Ring-Tailed Lemur Demon? Yes, I can smell the deception on your hideous breath.