Here's a bit of advice, just in case you defy all odds and logic and happen to run into me on the street: If you've even thought of boycotting French products because of this war, I don't want to know you. If you think that Bush was legitimately elected in 2000, I would rather have my intestines vivisected than talk to you. And if you think that America was founded By Christians, For Christians, and that anyone who has a problem with forcing the word God into every nook and cranny of the government should just go find themselves some other country, I will fucking eat your children and beat you so hard your mother will cry.

If you fit into any of these categories, and you enjoy living, then just keep walking.