C'mon, Zeus of the Storming Clouds, I need some real snow out here!
Yeah, I'm reading The Oddessy again, but this time purely for pleasure. It's a rare bird who can actually enjoy slogging through this beast, but after I'm through it I'm running out to grab The Iliad as crafted by the same translator. This guy Fagels rocks my literary socks, and apparently Derek Jacobi does the reading for the audio version. Brother Cadfael himself! I can hardly wait.
I could also make a comment at this point about how damn nerdy I am, but that would be redundant.