Watched "Jackass" tonight with Tak, a not-so-hideous coworker buddy of mine. Without revealing too much, I can safely say that it is a movie about a bunch of remarkably stupid guys doing amusingly stupid things to each other. It speaks firmly to the three year-old in all of us, the one that still wants to make a cape from a bedsheet and leap off the roof to see if we can fly. Next film to feed the child with: "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets." Next film to await with baited Gawd-I-Hope-It's-Good breath: "Shanghai Knights." Next film to rip into confetti with my bare hands: "Extreme Something Something," the one where some snowboarders foil some international terrorist plot to do something gruesome to someone.