Here are a few new gems from the Spam Department, although I'm sure you all have gotten a few of these yourself:
"You frozen coffee mug."
"Next to the fritty body lies a used lemon."
"Look at that, someone is grabbing the model."
And, my personal favourite,
"What if he saw a bitter triangle that was sending mail to a homeless man?"
These are obviously some form of English. But why? Anyone who speaks english would recognise this for the jibberish that it is. Perhaps some form of advanced anti-anti-spam utility.